I need a Man!!!

in da house...

so that I dont have to climb onto the mini step ladder to try and change the light bulb, first by removing the glass lid, and then fixing it back on, without a proper view, totally depending on touch, while tip-toeing on the ladder just so that my fingers can reach it. Just reaching -__-" I'm short. My arms and calves were totally tired from all the stretching. Just to change a light bulb.

so that I dont have to be the one who change all the light bulbs at home. Well, I dont expect my aunty nor uncle to change them. I dont mind doing it. But I would like to experience the times when I can just sit back and say, "hey, can you please change the light bulb" instead of everyone else saying that to me.

so that I dont have to tighten the loose tap in the laundry periodically before it pops out completely. Some random friend of my uncle did a cheap job changing it last time and now the tap is cheap design with cheap plastic. It's a simple job, really. But you know, I strongly believe I know the tools in the toolbox better than my uncle. And if he's that good, he can change a whole new tap! A good one, of course! ^_^ And I think I should practice a bit of feminism :P Leave the job to the man! If only there was a man...

so that I dont have to help my cousin move stuff like clothes dryer/cupboards/chest drawers/bed frames and random stuff around the house. Worst case was up and down the stairs. Sigh. She has a husband. Either he is not around in Oz, or he's out of sight. Seriously never see him help her with anything before. This type of man want for what? But not my husband. Dont want to say too much :P I dont mind helping when help is needed, but it would be great if there was a man to help. Haha.

What else ah? Basically the man in the da house is needed to do all the heavy chores. Fixing this. Fixing that. Attend to this problem. Attend to that problem. You know, do what a man is supposed to do lah. Hehehe.

The man has to be at least one head taller than me though. So that he can reach the unreachable stuff. He needs to be well built, not some skinny guy. Else I might have to move the heavy stuff myself. He needs to be skillful. As in skillful with his hands and mind. Knows how to think of a good solution and implement it. Not dial the plumbing hotline when there is a leak. Even I can do that -__-"

But on top of that, he must not be some couch potato. So what if he is one head taller, well-built, and skillful but refuses to budge whenever you call for 'help'. He is as good as invisible. Hahahaha..

The place I'm staying now, is 2 streets away from my aunty's. And this house, lives 4 girls. Wakakakaka. And 3 of us, totally undomesticated, except for one. My cousin's cousin. A big house with 4 girls. I need a man in da house!!!