Cheap Thrill

We went shopping yesterday after watching Ice Age 2. It was quite funny. Stupid squirrel! Hahaha. I definitely had a good time at the movies, minus the kids walking in and out during the movie, minus the girl who was trying to cuddle into her bf's arms and kicked my chair, minus the comments/little talks from the teenage girls on my right. It was a good movie. You guys should definitely watch it.

Back to shopping. See this innocent looking shopping cart? Well, it's not going to look innocent for too long. Wahahahaha..


All you need to do, is this.. and you will have your cheap thrill for the day. At least I did. Hahahaa..


See!! That's me alright! Hahaha. It's simple. Just follow the simple rules..

1. Rest your body on the cart, with your ribs resting on the cart handle.
2. Lean forwards, with both arms forming an angle about 60deg. Again resting on the handle.
3. Use your powerful legs to push you to a start. Depends how hard you push, and how properly 'tuned' your cart is, you should go straight. Then lift your legs to eliminate external friction.
4. Use your legs for a stronger kick if you feel that you're travelling way below the speed limit.
5. If momentum and speed dies, repeat from above.

Note: Watch out for dangerous objects like humans, pillars, and stalls. And most importantly, watch out for the security officer of the shopping complex. And if performing act in a carpark, look out for oncoming cars.

It was fun. Hahahaha. Believe me :P I could go fast, I could go slow. Haha. I never thought the shopping cart could carry such a heavy person like me. But then it was a big shopping cart, not those small little ones. These are big, sturdy ones. Cool...

You guys should really try it one day. Just to see how it feels. Haha. Oh, some words of advice..

1. Kids, do not try this at home.
2. Your ribs and arm might hurt the next day, depending on frequency of act.
3. Rated PG (parental guidance recommended)

*runs away*